Vladimir Putin in a bear suit.
We’re not saying Seal Team Six wasn’t there.
But we’re not not saying that said team might contain one Vladimir Vladimirych Putin.
Putin knows future
We have been developing a technology that allows one to see into the near and distant future. (“Not bad,” says the president, “but I really could’ve just looked in the mirror.”)
It is not true, but anyway funny.
Putin participating in Formula 1 race!